Go to hell & Feel good

IN 2004 Parliamentary elections when BJP was carrying on INDIA SHINING  campaign, I planned an article that  did not happen instead I wrote this. 

Go to hell & Feel good

Ish Mishra

India is great, feel good

Don’t think just feel good

Never think about good or bad just feel good

Feeling good is matter of belief not thought

Rousseau said,

“Everyone shall be forced to be free “

Freedom is antithetic to the beauty of inequality

Just as the slums of Jagmohan’s Delhi

Is to the patriotic aesthetic sense

Let the people go to hell

India is great, feel go

Patriotism is great, feel good

Feeling good is always good

Feel and just feel, feel good,.

”I have turned Rousseau upside-down

“Everyone shall be forced to feel good”

Uncle Sam has said, feel good

Don’t think, just feel good

I am the dummy of Uncle Sam, feel good

I am the sole spokes person of patriotism, feel good

India is great, feel good

Feeling good is always good

I shall force everyone to feel good

Uncle Sam wishes everyone to feel good

I am the echo of Uncle Sam, feel good

I am a soldier of Lord Rama, feel good

The enemies of Sam are the enemies of Ram

The enemies of Ram are the enemies of nation

Hate the enemy and feel good

India is great, feel good

Feeling good is always good

I shall force everyone to feel good

I shall force everyone to feel good

Everything is fare in love and war

Modis and Togarias are the heroes

They kill the enemies in the mother’s womb

Their heroics shall shin in the annals of the history

India is great, feel good

Feeling good is always good

I shall force everyone to feel good

I shall force everyone to feel good

Patriotism is cultural not political

Hindutva is patriotism and vice-versa

Savarkar is great, feel good

I am Savarkar’s incarnation

I am the Swayamsewak Raja, feel good

I am doing my Rajdharma, feel good

I am spreading the message of feel good

Hate the enemy and feel good

India is great, feel good

Feeling good is always good

I shall force you to feel good.

With the grace of Uncle Sam

IMF-World Bank is my Khuda

Feel very, very and very good

Indebtedness is the wish of God

And the concern of future generations

We don’t need to worry,

Don’t worry, just feel good

India is great, feel good

Feeling good is always good

I shall force you to feel good.

The company has come back with global might

To give us developmental insight

No needs of Lord Clive, feel good

The Sirajuddaulas have become Mir Zaffars

Company shall take care of all the problems

India is great, feel good

Feeling good is always good

I shall force everyone to feel good

Questioning is a dangerous for feeling good

Ask no questions you shall be told no lies

Feel good is a factor and a matter of faith

Factor is a matter of feeling not of not of explaining

Faith has no scope for questioning

India is shinning, feel good.

India is great, feel good

Feeling good is always good

I shall force everyone to feel good

The poor creates slums to destroy the beauty

Slums are blot on shining India

I have bulldozing Jagmohans

The slums shall be bulldozed, feel good

I promised to remove poverty

The cause of poverty is the poor itself

I have substantially removed the cause

India is great, feel good

Feeling good is always good

I shall force everyone to feel good

The well fed is deliberative and unfaithful

Ours is a country of faith

Hunger is great, feel good

Poor is nice and faithful

Poverty is great, feel good

Uncle Sam is great, feel good

Lord Ram is great, feel good

India is great, feel good

Feeling good is always good

I shall force everyone to feel good

I asked the people for a chance to serve the fatherland

With the blessings of Uncle Sam and lord Ram

I got the opportunity and been feeling good

I changed the meaning of the governance

Our gods are on Capitol hills, feel good

Uncle Sam has issued dictates, feel good

India is great, feel good

Feeling good is always good

I shall force everyone to feel good

I changed the meaning of the words

I created new words

There is no selling out the country but disinvestment

Disinvest the nation and feel good

I have kept pace with the globalizing world

I have done away with the welfareism

The fittest should survive and unfit should perish

I have made the unfit to commit suicide, feel good

India is great, feel good

Feeling good is always good

I shall force everyone to feel good

The global giants shall ensure the survival of the fittest

There was one East India Company to civilize

I have brought in many to develop, feel good

The history has ended, feel good

Dreams are dangerous for shining India

I have trampled the futuristic dreams for reforming the past

Past is great, feel good

Future is bright with the grace of Lord Ram and Uncle Sam

India is great, feel good

Feeling good is always good

I shall force everyone to feel good

India is shinning, feel good

The iron men is on high tech, Bharat Uday Yatra, feel good

Shinning and Uday are the matters of faith

The faith is the subject of worship not reason

Reason breeds questions

Questions are antithetic to faith

Have faith in and worship the shinning India

March with the iron man in the Uday Yatra and feel good

India is great, feel good

Feeling good is always good

I shall force everyone to feel good

I have dismantled the Babari Masjid, feel good

I have annihilated the enemies and traitors

I have disgraced the women of the enemy, feel good

With the blessings of Lord Ram and grace of Uncle Sam

I have razed the Masjids and Mazars

And allotted the plots to Hulladia Hanumans and Godharia Hanumans

My mission is not yet complete

I have yet to build the Ram temple

The country is yet to be fully disinvested

Give me another chance to complete the unfinished task

I have may more Modis and Togarias

I will create many more Gujrats

India is great, feel good

Feeling good is always good

I shall force everyone to feel good

I punished the Bangaroos and Joodevs for their carelessness

Though they were collecting the treasures for shinning India

I have taken care of cameras, which caught them

There shall be no more such cameras, feel good

I have done everything to make you feel good

I have banned the strikes

To accelerate the pace of shining india

I have given hire and fire rights

I have abolished the laborer’s rights

India is great, feel good

Feeling good is always good

I shall force everyone to feel good

I am not far behind Hitler and Mussolini, feel good

I ask for one more chance to catch-up with them

I shall dwarf the people to make India grea

We have brought in the POTA, feel good

Uncle Sam has come, feel good

Go to hell and feel good

India is great, feel good

Feeling good is always good

I shall force everyone to feel good

[Saturday, March 27, 2004]