Saturday, December 15, 2012

Go to hell & Feel good



IN 2004 Parliamentary elections when BJP was carrying on INDIA SHINING  campaign, I planned an article that  did not happen instead I wrote this. 

Go to hell & Feel good
Ish Mishra

India is great, feel good
Don’t think just feel good
Never think about good or bad just feel good
Feeling good is matter of belief not thought
Rousseau said,
“Everyone shall be forced to be free “

Freedom is antithetic to the beauty of inequality
Just as the slums of Jagmohan’s Delhi
Is to the patriotic aesthetic sense
Let the people go to hell
India is great, feel go
Patriotism is great, feel good
Feeling good is always good
Feel and just feel, feel good,.

”I have turned Rousseau upside-down
“Everyone shall be forced to feel good”
Uncle Sam has said, feel good
Don’t think, just feel good
I am the dummy of Uncle Sam, feel good
I am the sole spokes person of patriotism, feel good
India is great, feel good
Feeling good is always good
I shall force everyone to feel good

Uncle Sam wishes everyone to feel good
I am the echo of Uncle Sam, feel good
I am a soldier of Lord Rama, feel good
The enemies of Sam are the enemies of Ram
The enemies of Ram are the enemies of nation
Hate the enemy and feel good
India is great, feel good
Feeling good is always good
I shall force everyone to feel good
I shall force everyone to feel good

Everything is fare in love and war
Modis and Togarias are the heroes
They kill the enemies in the mother’s womb
Their heroics shall shin in the annals of the history
India is great, feel good
Feeling good is always good
I shall force everyone to feel good
I shall force everyone to feel good

Patriotism is cultural not political
Hindutva is patriotism and vice-versa
Savarkar is great, feel good
I am Savarkar’s incarnation
I am the Swayamsewak Raja, feel good
I am doing my Rajdharma, feel good
I am spreading the message of feel good
Hate the enemy and feel good
India is great, feel good
Feeling good is always good
I shall force you to feel good.

With the grace of Uncle Sam
IMF-World Bank is my Khuda
Feel very, very and very good
Indebtedness is the wish of God
And the concern of future generations
We don’t need to worry,
Don’t worry, just feel good
India is great, feel good
Feeling good is always good
I shall force you to feel good.

The company has come back with global might
To give us developmental insight
No needs of Lord Clive, feel good
The Sirajuddaulas have become Mir Zaffars
Company shall take care of all the problems
India is great, feel good
Feeling good is always good
I shall force everyone to feel good

Questioning is a dangerous for feeling good
Ask no questions you shall be told no lies
Feel good is a factor and a matter of faith
Factor is a matter of feeling not of not of explaining
Faith has no scope for questioning
India is shinning, feel good.
India is great, feel good
Feeling good is always good
I shall force everyone to feel good

The poor creates slums to destroy the beauty
Slums are blot on shining India
I have bulldozing Jagmohans
The slums shall be bulldozed, feel good
I promised to remove poverty
The cause of poverty is the poor itself
I have substantially removed the cause
India is great, feel good
Feeling good is always good
I shall force everyone to feel good

The well fed is deliberative and unfaithful
Ours is a country of faith
Hunger is great, feel good
Poor is nice and faithful
Poverty is great, feel good
Uncle Sam is great, feel good
Lord Ram is great, feel good
India is great, feel good
Feeling good is always good
I shall force everyone to feel good

I asked the people for a chance to serve the fatherland
With the blessings of Uncle Sam and lord Ram
I got the opportunity and been feeling good
I changed the meaning of the governance
Our gods are on Capitol hills, feel good
Uncle Sam has issued dictates, feel good
India is great, feel good
Feeling good is always good
I shall force everyone to feel good

I changed the meaning of the words
I created new words
There is no selling out the country but disinvestment
Disinvest the nation and feel good
I have kept pace with the globalizing world
I have done away with the welfareism
The fittest should survive and unfit should perish
I have made the unfit to commit suicide, feel good
India is great, feel good
Feeling good is always good
I shall force everyone to feel good

The global giants shall ensure the survival of the fittest
There was one East India Company to civilize
I have brought in many to develop, feel good
The history has ended, feel good
Dreams are dangerous for shining India
I have trampled the futuristic dreams for reforming the past
Past is great, feel good
Future is bright with the grace of Lord Ram and Uncle Sam
India is great, feel good
Feeling good is always good
I shall force everyone to feel good

India is shinning, feel good
The iron men is on high tech, Bharat Uday Yatra, feel good
Shinning and Uday are the matters of faith
The faith is the subject of worship not reason
Reason breeds questions
Questions are antithetic to faith
Have faith in and worship the shinning India
March with the iron man in the Uday Yatra and feel good
India is great, feel good
Feeling good is always good
I shall force everyone to feel good

I have dismantled the Babari Masjid, feel good
I have annihilated the enemies and traitors
I have disgraced the women of the enemy, feel good
With the blessings of Lord Ram and grace of Uncle Sam
I have razed the Masjids and Mazars
And allotted the plots to Hulladia Hanumans and Godharia Hanumans
My mission is not yet complete
I have yet to build the Ram temple
The country is yet to be fully disinvested
Give me another chance to complete the unfinished task
I have may more Modis and Togarias
I will create many more Gujrats
India is great, feel good
Feeling good is always good
I shall force everyone to feel good

I punished the Bangaroos and Joodevs for their carelessness
Though they were collecting the treasures for shinning India
I have taken care of cameras, which caught them
There shall be no more such cameras, feel good
I have done everything to make you feel good
I have banned the strikes
To accelerate the pace of shining india
I have given hire and fire rights
I have abolished the laborer’s rights
India is great, feel good
Feeling good is always good
I shall force everyone to feel good

I am not far behind Hitler and Mussolini, feel good
I ask for one more chance to catch-up with them
I shall dwarf the people to make India grea
We have brought in the POTA, feel good
Uncle Sam has come, feel good
Go to hell and feel good
India is great, feel good
Feeling good is always good
I shall force everyone to feel good

[Saturday, March 27, 2004]

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